Author Archives: Off The Air

3x = x+5? AKA People Who Demand Help

More nonsense from our friends over at “Off The Air” radio. Turns out Chloe was born Mexican. Smartedness is a virtue. We do a little algebra. Thing that piss me off: National Geographic’s new documentaries based on fear rather than nature. Ugo calls in to tell us about the story of Jose A., illegal border … Read more

Posted in Shows, August 3rd, 2011, 0 Comments

I’m Sorry.

We have to apologize for tonight’s show…no really…we do. Why you ask? Well tonight’s show is titled “I’m Sorry” and for good reasons. Matias tells a story about something that did or did not happen to him and whether or not saying you’re sorry is appropriate, needed, helpful and whether or not it matters if … Read more

Posted in Shows, July 2nd, 2011, 0 Comments

Are You Smarter Than A Stripper?

Welcome to Are You Smarter Than A Stripper? The new and exciting game show where we pit some of the best academic minds from around the country against exotic dancers. Play in new window | Download Bookmark on Delicious Digg this post Recommend on Facebook Buzz it up Share on Linkedin Share with Stumblers … Read more

Posted in Shows, July 1st, 2011, 1 Comments

Bigfoot Little Foot

Matias helms the show with Kevin and Chloe co-hosting in studio. Things start off with a little chitchat and Chloe confesses about her visit to the “Touch Me Museum” as a child. Once again Matias talks about things that piss him off and touches upon lateness, respect, software protection and piracy. Kevin talks about his … Read more

Posted in Shows, June 10th, 2011, 2 Comments

Free Money (The Hisotry Of Money)

In this episode we discuss the history of money from its origin to its misuse in today’s economy. Is money really the root of all evil? Can everything be bought? Why is money a good servant but not a good master? Matias hosts the show with in studio co-hosts Kevin Dorian and Chloe, calling in … Read more

Posted in Shows, May 24th, 2011, 1 Comments

The Death of a Bookstore

And so it turns out Borders Books has filed for bankruptcy so we decide to speculate on the implications it will have. Matias & Kevin host the show and talk about their adventures while attending the store closeout sale and the books they were able to find and those they were not able to find. … Read more

Posted in Shows, May 11th, 2011, 1 Comments

Ordinary Badness

Matias & Kevin host this symposium on the origin of the Celtic race, the Irish potato famine, racial distinctions, the origin of the word “Aryan”, the European Union, Luis Bunuel’s Grand Casino, Cinema, diets and a bunch of random quotes …with surprise guests? It’s a very strange episode but the sound quality is good. … Read more

Posted in Shows, May 7th, 2011, 1 Comments

Other People

What else is there to talk about? Other people is the title of the show and one of our favorite subjects. Matias, Kevin and Chloe are all live in studio hosting this bad mouthing extravaganza. It’s not as bad as it sounds, Matias revives his “Things That Piss Me Off” segment and talks about how … Read more

Posted in Shows, May 4th, 2011, 1 Comments

The Death Option

Matias & Kevin host a new politically oriented show and talk to professor Chapelmont calling in from Washington DC. We talk about nationalism and Fortress America, a view of a future where borders would become extremely strict and international travel virtually impossible. We move onto the death penalty and freedom of information and its relation … Read more

Posted in Shows, April 28th, 2011, 0 Comments

No Borders & Pornstars in Government.

The professor was kicked out of South America but holds no grudges. We discus a country’s right to revoke visas and remove immigrants legal or illegal. We discuss the purpose of borders with particular attention toward the US-Mexico border. Are we moving toward a borderless world? Matias talks about his recent visit to Mexico and … Read more

Posted in Shows, April 25th, 2011, 1 Comments

Why Is Smoking Patriotic?

It’s a guest extravaganza with Matias and Cody hosting and Big Breasted Ashley from Oklahoma in studio as a guest. We talk about gas prices, corporate crime, rock stars, bus rides, smoking, courtrooms, television, working out, freedom, homeless shelters and volunteering. Ashley tells us about her experience meeting her favorite rock star. Professor Edward Chapelmont … Read more

Posted in Shows, April 8th, 2011, 0 Comments

Constitutionally Correct

Matias and Cody cohost this episode of OFF THE AIR with special guest Edward Chapelmont and his political commentary. We talk about parking meters, bank fees, ATM fees, bumper stickers, protestants, prohibitionism, archelogy, Turky, prostitutions, Dolly Parton and much more. Two wonderful segments, Constitutionally Correct for politcis and Brady’s Corner to discuss the paranormal …Ugo … Read more

Posted in Shows, April 6th, 2011, 0 Comments

April First

You can lead a horse to water what you can’t make it drink. Uncle Hugo is in some sort of institution when his nephew Vinnie pays him a visit. They argue about sex, mobsters, the medical profession, being psychotic, lunacy, Korea, Vietnam, womanizing and breaking out until Dr. Richard shows up with some bad news. … Read more

Posted in Shows, April 2nd, 2011, 0 Comments

Pants On Fire

People that keep their turning signal on forever, militant vegetarian, vegan, spam emails, the secret, water filters and many more things that piss me off. Ugo Bianchi does the news his way and not much of it can be understood but we like it that way, news should not be understood anyway. Kevin Dorian is … Read more

Posted in Shows, March 31st, 2011, 0 Comments

Dead Man’s Shoes

It’s Off The Air with Matias and Chloe. What’s the nicest thing you’ve ever heard? Chloe will give us her answer. There’s more from Ugo Bianchi and his insane adventures in the 60’s and 70’s in Hollywood. There’s even more free dirt from our segment. Kevin Dorian will review something because you can’t review … Read more

Posted in Shows, March 25th, 2011, 2 Comments

Jumping The Shark

There’s more to come from Chloe and Matias in this episode where Chloe sings a song and Matias makes fun of her. More free dirt. Ugo Bianchi has more for his segment “According to Bianchi” and explores life in Hollywood in the 60’s and 70’s. After being deceived by a transvestite into a passionate kiss … Read more

Posted in Shows, March 24th, 2011, 0 Comments

A Most Unusual Time

On the verge of running out of ideas but still full of unanswered questions Off The Air with Chloe & Matias continues for yet another episode. But this is no ordinary episode, Ugo Bianchi tells all and makes the most shocking of confessions. Listen in as we dedicate an entire episode to a true life … Read more

Posted in Shows, March 23rd, 2011, 1 Comments

Walking Distance

Is Chloe really peeing her pants every time she goes sledding? Is it shit or Shinola? How far is too far to walk on a wooden leg? Do squirrels really need their tail? These and other questions may or may not be answered during this show. Joining us is Ugo Bianchi for his segment “According … Read more

Posted in Shows, March 22nd, 2011, 0 Comments